Pathan: 15 Din Ki Chhutti Chahiye Kajan Ki Shaadi Hai! Bos: Kajan Ki Shadi Men 15 Din Ki Chhutti Kyon? Pathan: Kajan Ki Shadi Mujhse Ho Rahi Hai!
Pinki: Tum Paidal Kyon A Rahe Ho Bike Se Aana Chahiye Tha N? Pappu: Are Tumne Hi To Kaha Tha Dhiredhire Se Meri Jindagi Me Aana
Patni: Mujhe Apane Puliswale Pati Se Talak Chahiye Jaj: Kyon? Patni: Kyoki Is Kanun Wale Ke Sirf Haath Hi Lambe Hain
Apane Shatruon Ko Hans Ke Gale Lagana Chahiye Aur Fir... . . . . . . . . . . Unke Bal Men Chewing Gum Chipka Dena Chahiye
Jito: Suno Ji Mere Mobile Par Kisi Ne I Lov U (I Love You) Ka Bheja Hai Santa: Aise Maisej Swikar Nahin Karne Chahiye Vapas Bhej Do Kamine Ko
Shaadi Ke Liye Kisi Ko Lakdi Chahiye Kya? . . . . . . . . . Is Ped Se Tod Lo Pehle Sahi Padho Phir Neeche Aao!